Kyle: Mom, remember that time when you and me and daddy and Ben and Owen went to the park, and had a picnic?
Me: Yep, I sure do.
Kyle: And remember that I needed to go poop?
Me: And Ben and Daddy had gone home for a minute, because Ben needed to go potty too? And there wasn't a bathroom at this park?
Kyle: Yeah. And I needed to go poop, so I decided to go.
Me: Yeah, and I had an empty chips bag and I told you to try to poop into the chips bag?
Kyle: Yeah. (silence) We should do that again. That was fun.
