"Not me!" Monday

Hey all - that's right, it's Monday again, and as I am no longer recovering from a recent beach vacation, I'm participating in "Not me!" Monday. This is a blog carnival invented by MckMama over at My Charming Kids. Please stop by her blog and find out for yourselves how fabulous she is!

I certainly didn't look on longingly as my children gobbled up the last of my Rapunzel chocolate bars. Nope, it didn't make me in the least bit sad to see them go. I do not crave chocolate, ever, and I would never begrudge my children of the only candy bars that I know of which are made with Rapadura. No way. I would never be that selfish....

I'm definitely not slightly obsessed with re-viewing the special features for all of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings films. I do not turn the DVD on while doing pilates, rolling out pasta, peeling carrots, folding laundry, and....er....blogging. No....definitely not.

There is no way that I determined to practice up at MarioKart for the Wii, and spent a good portion of Sunday afternoon honing my skills. Absolutely not. Because I feel no humiliation whatsoever when my 6-year-old creams me, time after time. Not even the day that he kindly offered to tutor me in MarioKart.

On Saturday morning, I did absolutely not bring home a flat of blueberries, a box of peaches, lettuce, cauliflower, carrots, onion, tomatoes, and corn on the cob. Two days before we get our CSA basket? Surely I'd have more self-control than that. I mean, as great as the Farmers' Market is, will we really be able to eat all that plus what's in our basket this week?

And finally, I am not choosing to blog when I could be cleaning house in preparation for tomorrow's house appraisal. Uh, no. That doesn't sound like me, at all...