Thursday, May 5, 2011
Quotes from Kyle
1) Kyle, at the dinner table: "Mom, who are you pretending to be? Are you pretending to be Queen Amidala?"
Me: "Why...yes. I am pretending to be Queen Amidala. How did you guess?"
Kyle: "It was your hair."
2) Kyle, running into the room where I am sitting, " Mom, I did it! I made the science experiment work! I am a genius!"
3) Kyle, in the public restroom with one of those green, water-saving toilets "Mom, do I flush it up, or down? I peed and pooped..."
4) Kyle: "Mom, I think I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up. I want to be an Egyp- ... an Egypto-.."
Me: "An Egyptologist?"
Kyle: "Yes! An Egyptologist."
5) Kyle: "I hope I don't fall into a snake pit when I'm an Egyptologist...."