Kyle: "Mom, there's no place for this kombucha bottle in the fridge."
Me: "Oh, well that's because the salad dressing is where the kombucha is supposed to be."
Kyle: "Then where is the salad dressing supposed to be?"
Me: "Where the jam is."
Kyle: "So where's the jam supposed to go?"
Me: "Where the horseradish is!"
Kyle: "Alright, where is the horseradish going to go?"
Me: "Right here."