1) Me: "Are you finished with your dinner, Kyle?"
Kyle: "Unfortunately, no."
2) Ben, when told to look like he was enjoying himself for a photo: "I am enjoying myself. And I'm enjoying my pancake, too!"
3) Kyle: You seem to have an owie, Elise. Let me get you my "sickness donut."
4) Ben: "Mom, I think Elise is crying because she's sad that she doesn't have a sister..."
5) Owen, after being called Cutie Patootie: "I not 'utie a-ootie. I Oh-ee!" (points at forehead).