Father's
Day Questionnaire
What
makes Dad happy?
Ben
(9): When he's finally done with his work for the day.
Kyle
(6): When kids have happy spirits and are making good choices.
Owen
(4): When kids listen to his words.
Elise
(2): Ice cream!
Gabriel
(6 months): Bababababa.
How
does your dad make you laugh?
Ben:
When he tickles me.
Kyle:
By being funny.
Owen:
Wrestling.
Elise:
{no comment}
Gabriel:
Bababababa.
What
does your dad do when you're not around?
Ben:
Have sex with mom.
Kyle:
I don't know, because I'm not around!
Owen:
He looks for me.
Elise:
Watches...
Gabriel:
Babababa.
What
is your dad really good at?
Ben:
At making me laugh.
Kyle:
Work. And hauling bark chips.
Owen:
[Air] hockey and [table] tennis.
Elise:
Throw! (throwing me)
Gabriel:
Babababa.
What
is your dad not very good at?
Ben:
Nothing. He's good at everything.
Kyle:
I'm just guessing, but...gymnastics?
Owen:
Soccer. And football. And basketball. And baseball.
Elise:
{no comment}
Gabriel:
Babababa.
What
does your dad do for a job?
Ben:
Gives people life insurance.
Kyle:
He's a computer guy. I don't really know what else.
Owen:
Goes to work.
Elise:
{no comment}
Gabriel:
Babababa.
If
your dad were a cartoon character, who would he be?
Ben:
Kermit “thee” Frog.
Kyle:
Mickey Mouse.
Owen:
Lightning McQueen.
Elise:
{no comment}
Gabriel:
Babababa.
How
are you and your dad the same?
Ben:
We're both boys.
Kyle:
We're both not very good at gymnastics...although I haven't tried it
yet.
Owen:
Getting dressed.
Elise:
Baby.
Gabriel:
Babababa.
How
are you and your dad different?
Ben:
He likes kale chips; I don't.
Kyle:
Dad works and I don't.
Owen:
I get dressed not the same as daddy, and daddy gets dressed not the
same as me.
Elise:
{no comment}
Gabriel:
Babababa.
How
do you know your dad loves you?
Ben:
'Cause he says so.
Kyle:
He tells me every day.
Owen:
He tells me at night.
Elise:
Huggy!
Gabriel:
Babababa.
What
does your dad like most about your mom?
Ben:
That she's pretty.
Kyle:
That she's beautiful and caring.
Owen:
When she's doing things right.
Elise:
{no comment}
Gabriel:
Babababa.
Happy
Father's Day, Jeff!
{June
17, 2012}
3 comments:
the gymnastics comments are hilarious! the sex one is pretty funny too!
That was so entertaining. We loved it!
Oh too funny! Had me laughing out loud!
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