Sunday, June 17, 2012

from the mouths of babes (on Father's Day)


Father's Day Questionnaire


What makes Dad happy?
Ben (9): When he's finally done with his work for the day.
Kyle (6): When kids have happy spirits and are making good choices.
Owen (4): When kids listen to his words.
Elise (2): Ice cream!
Gabriel (6 months): Bababababa.

How does your dad make you laugh?
Ben: When he tickles me.
Kyle: By being funny.
Owen: Wrestling.
Elise: {no comment}
Gabriel: Bababababa.

What does your dad do when you're not around?
Ben: Have sex with mom.
Kyle: I don't know, because I'm not around!
Owen: He looks for me.
Elise: Watches...
Gabriel: Babababa.

What is your dad really good at?
Ben: At making me laugh.
Kyle: Work. And hauling bark chips.
Owen: [Air] hockey and [table] tennis.
Elise: Throw! (throwing me)
Gabriel: Babababa.

What is your dad not very good at?
Ben: Nothing. He's good at everything.
Kyle: I'm just guessing, but...gymnastics?
Owen: Soccer. And football. And basketball. And baseball.
Elise: {no comment}
Gabriel: Babababa.

What does your dad do for a job?
Ben: Gives people life insurance.
Kyle: He's a computer guy. I don't really know what else.
Owen: Goes to work.
Elise: {no comment}
Gabriel: Babababa.

If your dad were a cartoon character, who would he be?
Ben: Kermit “thee” Frog.
Kyle: Mickey Mouse.
Owen: Lightning McQueen.
Elise: {no comment}
Gabriel: Babababa.

How are you and your dad the same?
Ben: We're both boys.
Kyle: We're both not very good at gymnastics...although I haven't tried it yet.
Owen: Getting dressed.
Elise: Baby.
Gabriel: Babababa.

How are you and your dad different?
Ben: He likes kale chips; I don't.
Kyle: Dad works and I don't.
Owen: I get dressed not the same as daddy, and daddy gets dressed not the same as me.
Elise: {no comment}
Gabriel: Babababa.

How do you know your dad loves you?
Ben: 'Cause he says so.
Kyle: He tells me every day.
Owen: He tells me at night.
Elise: Huggy!
Gabriel: Babababa.

What does your dad like most about your mom?
Ben: That she's pretty.
Kyle: That she's beautiful and caring.
Owen: When she's doing things right.
Elise: {no comment}
Gabriel: Babababa.



Happy Father's Day, Jeff!



{June 17, 2012}

3 comments:

Jill Foley said...

the gymnastics comments are hilarious! the sex one is pretty funny too!

Mama said...

That was so entertaining. We loved it!

I Am Not Superwoman said...

Oh too funny! Had me laughing out loud!