Here are a few little tidbits I never expected to hear flying out of my mouth~
1) "No. No! Absolutely no lightsabers are allowed at the dinner table."
2) "Because I want to eat my lunch, and I don't really feel like being Emperor Zurg right now."
3) "Pretend there's glue on your butt. Now sit on your chair."
4) "Owen? Why don't you go see what your brothers are doing? They've got a video on..."
5) "Butt. Glue. Chair. Now."
6) "Yes, I know you guys are playing the Buzz Lightyear movie, but I'm going to call him what I called him when he came out of my vagina, thankyouverymuch."*
(*Gee, can you tell we've been reading childbirth books lately?)