I have a nasty cold.
Nice timing, I know.
And do you know what? I've come to the conclusion that it's really hard to sound authoritative when one's nose is utterly stuffed up.
Doe, son, that's not okay!
You need to sid and ged your body under condrol.
Uh oh. This is so sad, I see thad you are fidished with breakfast.
But I'm sure you'd take me seriously...right?