1) Kyle (during a disagreement): Ben, I'm going to do eeny-meeny-miney-mo, and choose myself.
2) Pointing to the hose on the play vacuum: "This is my vacuum sword!" and coming upstairs to get his "vacuuming buddies," two stuffed animals.
3) "Ben, do you want to play superhero car family?"
4) Ben:Daddy, what is this book called?
Daddy: It's called How & When to Talk to Your Kids About Sex.
Ben: Oh. (slight pause) What is sex?