overheard

1) "Archimedes was a great math-magician."

2) "Why are these called Karaoke Drumsticks?"
"That's teriyaki."
"Oh."

3) One boy telling his brother how he decorated something: "...and then I remembered that Mom is a girl, so I put these pink things on, too..."

4) All three of my sons singing the song they just learned (thanks to their daddy): Weird Al's "Eat It." Such a proud moment. Or was it?

5) Kyle, sweetly pointing to something on Elise's printed pajamas: "Is that a rabbit?"
Me: "Ah...nope. That? Is a poop leak."