The boys were choosing which Sesame Street character they wanted to "be" at lunchtime one day, when this conversation took place:
Ben: Mom, you are Oscar the Grouch.
Me (hoping that doesn't imply what I think it does): I am who?
Ben: No, actually you can be the girl grouch who is on Sesame Street sometimes.
Me: Oh, well....
Kyle: No, mom, you are Cookie Monster!
Me: Cookie Monster? ....Okay, fair enough.