atop a 6-year-old boy's dresser

Just now while cleaning up for tomorrow's open house, I was clearing off my oldest son's dresser. Collected there were:

~2 rocks the size of his fist
~1 dried & crumbling leaf
~a construction-themed lamp
~an assortment of print-outs from the Thomas the Tank Engine website
~a book he'd made of paper stapled together, with color illustrations
~1 plastic "gold" pirate coin
~2 soccer trophies
~an unsharpened pirate pencil
~a belated birthday card
~a framed photo of himself on a motorcycle, wearing a biker's jacket
~a red wooden robot's head
~a pair of sunglasses which he'd decorated with stickers thus:

I love having boys!