1) Kyle: Owen isn't eating his darnit.
Daddy: His...what?
Kyle: His darnit.
(silence)
Kyle: That yewwow thing that he has.
Daddy: ...His omelet.
Kyle: Yeah. His darnit!
2) Kyle, scowling: Mom and Dad? I want Ben to have to eat poop and pee!
3) Ben, at Easter dinner: Kyle and I are lamb-lovers. We love to eat lamb!
4) Mama, in the van: Hold on, you guys. We'll be home before you can say "Jack Robinson."
Ben, gleefully: Jack Robinson!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
4 comments:
LOL! 'His darnit!' That's a great one. :)
That's funny! Good job on figuring out the "darnit"!
Those are all great - but I love the "Jack Robinson" one. Too funny!
your kids say the cutest things!
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